Wednesday, January 12, 2005

If I had a Nickel...

Here's a classic.

A JILTED girl tore off her ex-boyfriend's testicle with her bare hands - then popped it in her mouth, a court heard yesterday.
Popped it in her mouth?

[She] put it in her mouth to hide it.

From who????? But, then it gets better:

The testicle was later found by a pal of Mr Jones who handed it back, saying: "That's yours."
His pal found it????? Was it still in her mouth? He handed it back to the guy with a suave line??

1 Comments:

Blogger The Factor said...

WHAT?

They told me that constituted foreplay over there!

7:06 PM  

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