Wednesday, January 12, 2005

No Wonder They are so Misguided

Apparently, the ACLU has a totally different copy of the Constitution than the rest of us. Here is the text from the "free speech" page of the ACLU website:

It is probably no accident that freedom of speech is the first freedom mentioned in the First Amendment: "Congress shall make no law...abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press, or of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances."

That's funny. My copy of the constitution says:

Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.

This is the point where Tolles would call the ACLU "assholes". Right, Tolles?

1 Comments:

Blogger Tolles said...

Be sure to look for Max's next post: "How to spot liberal political bias in episodes of Digimon" Here's a hint: play it backwards.

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