The Laugable Holmes-Cruise Saga Continues

Is Katie allergic to Cruise?

Doesn't the vice versa seem far more likely?

Out shopping in Los Angeles, Tom Cruise's 26-year-old girlfriend was sporting what appeared to be a serious case of stubble rash.

So that's what their calling a terrible case of herpes these days (seriously, look at the picture).

'If it was a stubble rash, no wonder Katie was flaunting it - not every woman can boast about kissing Tom Cruise!'

There's the understatement of the year. Not many women can boast about that.